Sunday, 21 November 2021

The Pugalist

God never knew we could fight so dirty

Hit below the belt

Leave him flailing on the ropes

Bruised and bloodied to hell.

Our uppercuts of religion

Smashing into his skull

Blurred vision slows his fighting skills

And we go in for the kill.

The ref is counting, we dance in the ring

We've regained man's true title

But when God's down and the towels' thrown in

We've no opponent left to fight for.

So instead we fight amongst ourselves

Each believing our cause to be holy

The sacred bomb and gun and knife

Doing our God's will daily.

And when the last man twitches and groans

And slides into oblivion

God will hire another promotor 

And the fight will simply begin again.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Best Friends

It was a cold winter's day When Misogyny and Racism decided to work together. They'd seen each other about at the same places many t...